Animaniacs - The Presidents Lyrics
Y:Heigh ho!Do you know,The names of the US ResidentsWho then became the PresidentsAnd got a view from the White House looOf Pennsylvania AvenueGeorge Washington was the first, you seeHe once chopped down a cherry treeD:President number two would beJohn Adams and then Number threeY:Tom Jefferson stayed up to writeThe Constitution late at nightSo he and his wife had a great big fightAnd she made him sleep on the couch all nightW:James Madison never had a sonAnd he fought the War of 1812D:James Monroe's colossal noseWas bigger than Pinnochio'sY:John Quincy Adams was number sixAnd it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kickedSo Jackson learns to play politicsNext time he's the one that the country picksD:Martin Van Buren number eightFor a one term shot as chief of stateY:William Harrisson, how do you praiseThat guy was dead in thirty days!W:John Tyler he liked country folkD:And after him came President PolkY:Zachary Taylor liked to smokeHis breath killed friends whenever he spokeW:1850, really niftyMillard Fillmore's inY:Young and fierce was Franklin PierceThe man without a chinD: Follows next a period spannin'Four long years with James BuchananThen the South start shootin' cannonAnd we've got a civil warYW