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Archagathus - Hernie Dans Un Voyageur Chagrinant Lyrics

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  • Swarthy men at war with nature,
  • Wearing slutty furs and leather;
  • Camping in all kinds of weather;
  • Looking forward to their future!
  • Sweaty bearded voyageurs!
  • But lifting canoes isn't easy,
  • Especially when your bowels are greasy!
  • The voyageur's Achilles heel:
  • The overworked stomachal wall!
  • Severe discomfort! Voyageurs!
  • All heroes in some way are weak:
  • Our voyageur has sprung a leak!
  • Eschewing that abominable truss,
  • His abdominal defect turned gangrenous!
  • Shitty leaking voyageurs!
  • Fifty percent of voyageur deaths
  • Are the result of lifting trademark heft!
  • Respect yourself and take it easy!
  • Especially if your bowels are greasy!
  • Happy healthy voyageurs!

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