Archagathus - Intoxicating Aroma Lyrics
There's a punk I know who goes to showsCovered in filth from his dreads to his toesThere's a quality that follows him wherever he goesHow one could smell so *****ing bad nobody knowsSociety's against his bodily smellBut he thinks society can go to hellEven at shows he makes people upsetJust by standing around and emitting his scentHis life isn't easy, things are getting worseHe just has to live with his foul-stench curseBut like a fine wine that improves with ageHis sinister odor escapes from it's cageIt's now gotten so powerful, so sour and strongIt's effects are incredible, toxic and longInebriating those who can smell his smellWith a fantastic high that feels so swellSuddenly he's popular, with girls and menEven got offered a job that pays almost tenThe life of the party, and everyone's friendSociety's grudge against him has come to an endHe's now got some money, and freshly painted wallsAll thanks to the fact he never washed his ballsSo the moral of the story is don't ever shower