Beefy - Bestestist Lyrics
Hold the presses, I’m ill like kids with polioI look like the guy on the episode of that show ya knowKeeping up with me, because I play for keepsI got my ink for free, my baby less than threeI get around, like virus in your inboxHot Latino blood like the runner of the White SoxLike the Hitchhiker’s Guide, I got a heart of goldBut if ya think I’m mostly harmless then I’m ripping off your noseI’m killing you with flows, like hurricane KatrinaDid he really say that shit? Yo I promise I didn’t mean toBut honestly, I couldn’t give two shitsYou’re weak like Skee-Lo, he couldn’t make two hitsThrow your fits, like tossing Tony LittleI’m so low tech, my mic atop a CD spindleKissing and caressing on a girl who’s not a freakI don’t get sleep, could write this album in a weekGo!Don’t act like you don’t, because I know you knowDon’t act like you don’t, because I know you knowDon’t act like you don’t, because I know you knowI’m killing you with flowsI’m killing you with flowsThey call me Beef ThomRock it with the lights onShake it like a pom-pomThis mother*****er’s awesomeI be the bestestistSee you can burn to thisAnd yo I never missSo just throw up your fistStaying Alive, like I’m the BGs or I’m GLaDOSHold the world inside my palm, rock a gauntlet like I’m ThanosLike a clown on retainer, I’m always down to partyPeople scared when I roll into their town like KatamariCome on baby, sorry. I didn’t know that you weren’t naughtyMake you feel like you’re in church. When it’s in you, you say Lordy!Cause you’re horny like I’m horny. Don’t deny it. Don’t ignore me.Get you wet and light headed like it’s Sealab and you're StormyBut, um, maybe I should hit the brakesI vomit Frosted Flakes, everything I spit is gggggreat!Catch me in a circle like a dot, got my cootie shotLike tectonic plates, I’ve been known to make your body rockCorners asking whatcha got? Medicine and purple potLike Damien Hess yo, I’ve been known to FrontalotLike carnies on strike, my flow is no fairI’m not a daredevil, but the devil made me dareGo!Don’t act like you don’t, because I know you knowDon’t act like you don’t, because I know you knowDon’t act like you don’t, because I know you knowI’m killing you with flowsI’m killing you with flowsThey call me Beef ThomRock it with the lights onShake it like a pom-pomThis mother*****er’s awesomeI be the bestestistSee you can burn to thisAnd yo I never missSo just throw up your fist
