Beefy - Play With Me [f. Bethzilla] Lyrics
I’d like to be with you, it’s like the only thing I think aboutBut nerds like me we don’t get ladies yeah we always go withoutI was playing Smash Brothers when it was prom nightThe last girl I saw was Chinese, she beat me in a street fightI know I seem standoffish, it appears like I don’t like yaWhen all I really wanna do is just Excite ya like a Biker(a)Wish this was an RPG, I’d change the way I amYou’re a perfect 10 and I know exactly where I standSpending hours on a Gamecube, rather be with youIf I’m Weapon X, rejection is my SabertoothBasically to me you are a wish still unfulfilledI’m fragile like a tiny Mario against a Bullet BillSo I really must refrain, causing hearing No would cause me painAnd to hear me stammer stutter must be driving you insaneBeautiful, intelligent, the woman that I dream aboutScared that if I told ya you would grab my heart and rip it outMet you at a lan party in my buddy’s garageYo I was feeling quite large, the opposite of in chargeSocial butterfly until a pretty stranger walks byAsking me if you needed a CD-Key for FarcryI started making noises like [stuttering]Ya giggled, winked, and waved, and said what’s up it’s nice to meet yaFrankly to be honest you seemed rather out of placePretty much the hottest girly that will go up on my MySpaceLooking back I probably should have asked you out right on the spotBut I was regulating heavily on Quake and couldn’t stopWell at least that’s my excuseRather produce a noose and get loose off this boozed up juiceThan deal with another lady telling me that I’m not good enoughIf love is just a battlefield I’m happy never suitin’ upBut I can’t resistPlotting and pondering with those lips, all the ways you kissI think I’m starting to get a better lay of the landYou seem to date a lot of *****s, I can be a better man soI gotta be true, I see me being with youTo get your hand in my hand what does Beefy gotta do?Seem to see your face like all of the timeJust like Tyler Durden can’t get you out of my mindSo I…some how some wayGotta believe that you think of me the very same wayAnd if that’s true how ’bout me and you hook up on a rendezvousAnd I can take you for a ride just like Marvel vs. Capcom 2Might leave me broken like a crack in a diskBut I’m awesome and you’re worth it so I’m taking that riskSo come over to my spot so maybe we can play gamesYa make me feel like Johnny Storm, like I could burst into flamesI’d give ya foot and back rubs every night before you sleepSo just keep that in mind every time you’re thinking of BeefGame On!
