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  • The Rum Tum Tugger calls in "Mr. Mistoffolees," the original
  • "conjuring cat" to use his magical powers to bring back their
  • leader. Mistoffolees succeeds in getting back all of the lights,
  • relocating Old Deuteronomy, and showing off his magic tricks,
  • including his infamous "conjuring turn."
  • SOLO:
  • You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffolees!
  • The original conjuring cat
  • The greatest magicians have something to learn
  • From Mister Mistoffolees' conjuring turn
  • And you'll all say
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • He is quiet, he is small, he is black
  • From the ears to the tip of his tail
  • He can creep through the tiniest crack
  • He can walk on the narrowest rail
  • He can pick any card from a pack
  • He is equally cunning with dice
  • He is always deceiving you into believing
  • That he's only hunting for mice
  • He can play any trick with a cork
  • Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
  • If you look for a knife or a fork
  • And you think it is merely misplaced
  • You have seen it one moment and then it's gone!
  • But you find it next week lying on the lawn
  • And we all say
  • ALL:
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • And we all say
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • And we all say
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • And we all say
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • MR. MISTOFFOLEES:
  • Well! My manner is vague and aloof
  • You would think there was nobody shyer
  • But voice has been heard on the roof
  • When I was curled up by the fire
  • And I've sometimes been heard by the fire
  • When I was about on the roof
  • At least they all heard that somebody purred
  • Which is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powers
  • And I've known the family to call me in from the garden for hours
  • While I was asleep in the hall
  • SOLO:
  • And not long ago this phenomenal cat
  • Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
  • ALL:
  • And we all say
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • SOLO:
  • And not long ago this phenomenal cat
  • Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
  • ALL:
  • And we all say
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • Oh! Well I never was there ever
  • A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees
  • SOLO:
  • Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the magical Mr. Mistoffolees!

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