Daphne & Celeste - Ooh Stick You! Lyrics
Hi! this is my friend daphne and Im celeste[chorus]Ooh stick youYour mama tooAnd your daddyOoh stick youYour mama tooAnd your daddyOoh stick youYour mama tooAnd your daddyOoh stick youOoh stick you!Your mama, your daddyYour greasy, greasy grandmammyYou got a hole in your pantyGot a big behind like frankensteinGoing beep-beep-beep down sesame streetToot-toot-toot wear army bootsIn your ear with a can of beerUp your butt with a coconutOoohhhh!Ooh stick you... [repeat chorus]You go girl!Eeeeeeeehhhhhhh!Ooooohhhhhhhh!Eye!Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?You got facial hair like a polar bearYou blow up like a toad and then explodeYour face looks mean like halloweenYou got big red eyes like cherry piesYou got the iq of a digeridooYou look insane and got no brainYou got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jellyYour fat mum milly looks like free willyOoh stick you... [repeat chorus]You go girl!Ride em cowboy!Yee-ha!Giddy up horsey!Ride em cowboy!Pew! pew! pew!Its like a horror movie isnt it?Oohh!Ride em cowboy!Ooh ooh eee!Ride em cowboy!Do you wanna know whatI really think about you?Youre a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!Youve got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub em in dirt and eat them for dessert!Whatever!Ooh stick you... [repeat chorus]You got ears on your face like spock in space!You got teeth in your head like mr ed!Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!What?Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?Ping-pong ping-pong ping-pong!Whatever whatever whatever!Ooh stick you... [repeat chorus to fade]
