Daphne & Celeste - U.g.l.y. Lyrics
O.k! i'm a cheerleader now!U.g.l.yYou ain't got no alibiYou uglyHey! hey! you ugly x4I saw you walking down the street just the other dayI didn't see your damage from that far awayI should have got a clue when the kids started screamingYou walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleamingYou hair was all frizzy and your face was a messI thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dressYou hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flewI don't mean to insult you - oh yes i do!Your teeth are yellow they're covered in mouldYou're only fourteen you look a hundred years oldWhen looks were handed out you were last in lineYou face looks like where the sun don't shineDid you fall off a building and land on your headOr did a truck run over your face insteadThere ain't no pill cos you ain't illYou ugly!U.g.l.yYou ain't got no alibiYou uglyHey! hey! you ugly x2What you really need is to wear a maskAnd book that plastic surgeon fast, girlYou're scary you're hairy i heard about youYou're the main attraction at the city zooYou're so ugly with a belly full of flabWhen you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab! (so funny)You got eyes like a pig and your nose is bigAnd with hari like that you should be wearing a wigUncle fester remember himI never knew that you had a twinYou can't disguise your googly eyesIn the miss ugly pageant you win first prizeYour mama says you ugly, you uglyU.g.l.yYou ain't got no alibiYou uglyHey! hey! you ugly x2Get busy x15Your mama says you ugly x3You uglyU-u-u-u now i feel like blondieU.g.l.yYou ain't got no alibiYou uglyHey! hey! you ugly x2QuasimodoCamelbreathSquareheadUgly~Chicken legsPigfaceChin like bubbaUgly!Fish lipsToad lickerPoindexterUgly!Spaghetti armsLimp buttFreakshowUgly!U.g.l.yYou ain't got no alibiYou uglyHey! hey! you uglyU.g.l.y you could make an onion cryU.g.l.y like an alien chased by the f.b.iU.g.l.y x6U.g.l.yYou ain't got no alibiYou ugly
