Freak Kitchen - Entertain Me Lyrics
A neighbour stole my VCRCan't afford to fill up my carIt's been a while since I paid the rentI wonder where that money wentFox & Scully just disappearedWell, I could always sit here and grow a beardBroke a rib trying to find the bedThe lights are out and the phone is deadOr is it my headEntertain me, entertain meMake me laugh 'til I hit the floorEntertain me, entertain meCrack a joke 'til I can't take no moreMy girl is gone and so's the catThe junk I eat is making me fatThe virus-scan *****ed up last nightWhile I was jerking off to a neat websiteSpent my bucks on apathyPrecious, precious enemyThe landlord's dog just ate my shoeMy buddy's busy sniffin' glueI'm thinking about youEntertain me, entertain meMake me laugh 'til I hit the floorEntertain me, entertain meSlip for me 'til I can't take no moreTake your hypocritic pointersAnd shove m up your assDon't need your condescending attitudeFind somebody else to harass
