Freak Kitchen - The Healthy Man Lyrics
I am so healthy, I'm the healthy manI eat a lot of greens, I do the best I canSend the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fanHealthyStart the day with yogaLive in harmonyThen purge the guts real goodAnd have some oriental teaThen I stroll into the gardenWhere I'm working *****You see, I grow my own plantsYeah, I'm a healthy dudeI am so healthy, I'm the healthy manI eat a lot of greens, I do the best I canSend the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fanHealthyLive by my carrotI'll save you from decayThink de-caffeinatedThrow your cigarettes awayI'm a vegetarianAnd you should be one tooAnd sound mind in sound bodyI know what best for youI am so healthy, I'm the healthy manI eat a lot of greens, I do the best I canSend the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fanYoghurtThen one day it happenedThe healthy man got sickHe ate all kinds of herbsBut they wouldn't do the trickThe healthy man got desperateBut no one gave a *****He took one step too farAnd got run over by a truckHe was so healthy, he was the healthy manHe ate a lot of greens, he was a yoghurt-fanHe was so healthy, he was the healthy manHe ate a lot of beans, but no one gave a damn
