Freak Kitchen - Vaseline Bizniz Lyrics
God, I have to knowIs it really true?I refuse to believe inThe stuff they write about youYou always look real depressiveBut that's what makes you cuteSay it ain't so, say it ain't soHave you become a fruit?Vaseline bizniz, improves your record salesVaseline bizniz, you know it never failsVaseline bizniz, will make you interestingWhen you're too pissed to dance and too high to singMy teenage dream is *****edAlthough you don't knowWhile I plan for our marriageYou find some handsome guy to blowThen you speak about it franklyIn an in-depth interviewAnd I slip into denial'Cos I know it isn't trueVaseline bizniz, improves your record salesVaseline bizniz, you it never failsVaseline bizniz, will make you interestingWhen you're too pissed to dance and you're too stoned to singYeah, I had a bad timeMy heart was torn in twoBurned all my postersThought I'd never make it throughBut I worship another boy-group nowEverybody else sucks!I even got their autographsTake that, you backstreet *****s!
