Freak Kitchen - Jerk Lyrics
I am into showbiz, I am a road managerD'ya know a sexy chick? I got a pass for herTouring can be boring, but not for meYou got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby:I ***** with the support band, I remember whenWe had a shitty little group, called "Freak Kitchen"I'm always in the mode for, let's say, any kind of dopeI asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said "nope"Well I couldn't believe what I just heardThe drummer of this group was this astonishing nerdThe singer and guitarist and the bass player as wellIf I only had the guts I'd tell m: go to hell!Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crewTo go and get a girl that we all can screwYou see, I an ***** and a real hypocriteAnd my wife and kids don't know hippo-shitI rather be a jerk, than being hip like youI rather be a jerk, than do the shit you doI rather be a jerk, than snort til I turn blueI rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerkAn orgy a day keeps the Mrs awayI'm a road manager in a giant ashtrayAnd when my conscience knocks on the doorI bury myself in horse as a cureAnd a prostitute, then I shoot some moreI rather be a jerk, than being hip like youI rather be a jerk, than do the shit you doI rather be a jerk, than snort til I turn blueI rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk
