Freak Kitchen - Proud To Be Plastic Lyrics
Hey, what's going on?Drool before I'm goneWaste some precious time, you knowSure I'm looking goodDon't you think I would?I got Cindy Crawford's videoGo and get the blowI know where to goCoolest place you ever seenMaybe we can danceIn a bathroom romanceTo a ballad of East 17Try some ecstasyGet as dumb as meRead even Sting's a fanRave til the endInvent another trend:Mandela joins the Ku Klux KlanAny way the wind blowI swallow everything!Any way the winds blowI'll sing the words you sing!That is how the story goesConsume til I get sick!Any way the winds blowProud to be plastic!Prozac with teaOne happy familyStill remember how to laughDad gets Mommy wetWith porno on the NetMy brother spits his guts in halfI don't really careGotta do my hairTo get Eddie Vedder's autographI am V.I.PYou can come with meJust get another pair of shoesWe can rob a barThen we steal a carSmoke someone and we'll be newsShow me you're romanticLet me your chickShoot some dude to prove you're mineShow me you're romanticLet me your chickSend shivers down my teenage spineAny way the wind blowI swallow everything!Any way the winds blowI'll sing the words you sing!That is how the story goesConsume til I get sick!Any way the winds blowProud to be plastic!
