Goldie Lookin' Chain - Half Man Half Machine Lyrics
"Half Man, Half Machine"Eggsie : Adam! Do you read me? Over.I am going down the shop to buy 10 fagsDo you need a drink or some crisps?Blanco : You *****in cant go down the shopDressed like that man you got *****in tin foilWrapped round your 'edEggsie : Its not tin foil, it’s my new skin.I am a robot, I have interfaced, with my spectrum. Behold!Blanco : You're *****in nuts man stop talkin like thaEggsie : What do you mean? It is my normal voice!My computer integrated voice circuit is makingMe speak like thisBlanco : Stop talkin like that ya *****in bellendEggsie : I am a robot I am a robot!Blanco : *****in inject him man inject him*****in calm him down oh *****in 'ellBenatone spectrum pacman commadoreZx81 Donkey Kong *****in high scorePush it to the limit couldn't push it anymoreWanna be a *****in robot after smokin loadsa drawBought a speak n spellStuck it to my chestWrapped some *****in tin foilTo my head and to my vestWalkin down the streetMy next door neighbors not impressedI’m a robot and buyin 10 fags is my questEggsies gone too farHe thinks he’s RobocopHe’s covered in tin foilHe’s got matchin metal socksWe tried to sedate him but he *****in escapedThe man robot myth starts to escalateHe tries to sell himself standin in curry’sBut if the police turn up he runs in a *****in hurryHe tries to plug himself in the mains with his knobAnd when he's fully recharged he goes out on the robHalf man half machineWhat does it mean?What does it mean?Half man half machineWhat does it mean?What does it mean?Bein a robot in my digital domainEnter my worldFeel my painI’m not like other people you might see or you might knowI make love to a BBC microTouchin on the disk driveThe monitor got hotI knew from then I was a mother *****in robotBill Gates, from MicrosoftSteven Hawkins voiceAnd *****in Lara CroftI built a labSecret in my loftI built a special costume that would help me to jack offI sat thereIn front of the screenFor many years this had been my wet dreamNow I’ve reached itI’m finally thereLike terminatorBeing filmed in aberdareSo aloneWhen people stop and stareLike c3po but with pubes and hairRobot loveRobot break-danceThe doctors at the nuthouse said he was an 'ed caseCause he sticks sprayed silver cans on his faceSuckin off antennas and tryin to ***** the fridgeAnd burn his pubic wig with a high voltageIs ams as robots mys primes directives iss tos gosTos thes shops ands buys tens fags dos youse comsputes?He wants to buy ten fags his destination is the shopA tin foil costume and a hat like Robocop if you askHim then he'll do a body pop, like terminator yet heJust can’t stop, put an electric cable down throughThe eye of his ***** plugged it in the wall and gaveHimself a big shock, the reason that he did it wasn’tTo give him self pain watchin terminator over againAnd againHalf man half machineWhat does it mean?What does it mean?Half man half machineWhat does it mean?What does it mean?Blanco : Are you still a *****in robot then spar?Eggsie : No, not anymoreBlanco : *****in look *****in sound like one aswellEggsie : I’m not a robot, I can assure you, thank youBlanco : I *****in think you areEggsie : I’m notBlanco : What are you then?Eggsie : A woman.... called Janet
