J-Zone - County Check Pimpin Lyrics
[Sampled talking]-I love you!-Hehehehe, that don't do nothin for me...I gots to have more then that-Name it-Damn, you sexy son of a *****, what's your name?(This shit's gon' cost you some mother *****in money)-They call me Captain Backslap.(This shit's gon' cost you some mother *****in money)-That's your Cadillac outside?(This shit's gon' cost you some mother *****in money)-You god damn right, but if you think you're riding for free Ihope you brought your cross trainers.(I need some money. I need some money. I need some money)-Oh really? So when are we gonna hook up?(This shit's gon' cost you some mother *****in money)-Look sexy, I reverse the game. You wanna get with me you bettermake a donation cause I don't ***** for free. You can get somestrokin as long as your purse stays open. So pay me!(This shit's gon' cost you some mother *****in money)-Pay you?(I need some money. I need some money.)Chicks think I'm that only out for head? ObsceneBackslap *****, I'm in it for the federal greenCause I only date broads makin more than 50 grand a year***** I stay rich, cause I'm hung like a chandelierI used to sweat girls (what), just to get some actionBut now a chicks welfare check I'll be cashinBackslap reverse the game, miss [I] run your purseSecretary, stripper, nun, or nurseI never go broke, I go dutch, feelin it?I charge by the stroke when I *****, periodShe rich, but I didn't date cutie for the assAnd if I drive you nuts pay me money for the gas (Whooo)-When the hell are you gonna ***** me?-The money, when do I get it, the money?-Hey daddy, wanna buy me a coupla beers?*****, I'm tryin to get a Caddy in a coupla years[Chorus]I sell dick like Avon and take no crapWanna date me, then make my bank roll fatGirls linin up to give me the assBut I don't do shit until you show me the cash (Hit the high notes)Girls wanna ***** with me? (Whooo)Backslap don't ***** for free (Oh no)-I-I love you***** you, pay me!-I know you can't wait to get your hands on the moneyI knew this bad ass ho (Whooo)But she wouldn't give me no doughSo I cut the ***** off (Good-bye)Chickenheads hate me cause I'm cheap as *****Either pay me or turn up your beak and cluck (Cluck, cluck)I need a new mink, I need gas in the hooptieI need to do a show, and bag me a groupieNow she can assume, that I think with my dickCatch her slippin, get her drunk, and take her spinach and dip***** itI date Oprah, my wallets lookin crazy slim***** the Holiday Inn, take me to the ATMFellas pay gold-diggers (What) No hopeI date 6 digit figure women leavin 'em brokeI never worked, a god damn day in my lifeJust County Check Pimpin I wouldn't pay for my wifeI date girls that are 5'3 weighin 3 and change (Yuck)As long as when I'm done the ***** pay me 3 and changeMo' cash in the bank and I never had a jobI'd rather get in your purse then see your head bob[Chorus]Just sing it like Luther babyNow c'mon and break it down for the County Check Pimps one more timeLike thisH.U.G.(He's a pimp, got it?)A-L Shid(He's a pimp, got it?)That cat Dick $tallion(He's a pimp, got it?)DJ Contakt(He's a pimp, got it?)Uh, Christina Aguilera(I own the *****)Uh, every other female pop singer(I own the *****)What about your wife?(I own the *****)What about your sister?(I own the *****)-Will you, will you not give me that money?-No, not one cent. Not one cent of the money do you get while I'm aliveIf you want anymore money, you've got to go to work-My ass, tastes full of shit.-Won't work and never will. All I do is rest and dress, put his mammaon the corner and she'll do the rest.
