J-Zone - Q & A Lyrics
[ interviewer ]Hi J-Zone, my name is Lisa Mitchell from *****-Off Magazineand I'd like to do this interview with you[ J-Zone ]Oh really[ interviewer ]You released two albums for critical acclaim and acquired a fanbasebut a lot of people still never heard of youTell us who J-Zone is[ J-Zone ]Yeah[ interviewer ]Where you're from[ J-Zone ]Ah[ interviewer ]Your goals[ J-Zone ]Yo[ interviewer ]Lifestyle[ J-Zone ]Ah-ha[ interviewer ]The people need informing[ J-Zone ]Okay[ interviewer ]Who are you?[ J-Zone ]Alright[ J-Zone ]How did I start? Dumb questionWhere am I from? None of your businessYou're bluffin, what the ***** is this?But as for my goal, I want a Caddy, feel me?And three dime chicks callin me daddy dearly(Describe yourself) Chicks call me a cheapskateI mean I took her on a date, she thinkin: me gonna eat steakI pick up the check if they don't ask too muchBut if that menu looks French we goin DutchSome chicks would define me as a *****Cause the only do' I show will get em boardwalks, so past go(What about beats?)I don't make synthesizer beats, blow meOnly Casio I own is my imitation RoleyRap for free, what the *****?(Now what we have here is a failure to communicate)You ain't gettin promos if you ain't a DJHit Jumpers for beats and get my clothes off of E-BayNative New Yorker, hate the Knicks and the Giants both( ? ) for President's the only way I try and vote(Do you freestyle?)Yup, but you can't hear it till you pay meUp the dough, there you go, that's the spiritMe do your beats for free cause you the best?You'll have the hottest acapellas on the planet(I see, so you don't do beats for free?)I gotta get my platinum teeth somehow, right?(Speaking of money, can you survive off music?Do you have a day job?Are you really a Old Maid Billionaire?Or is it all an act?What about your love life?Is there a Ms. J-Zone?What's up with Lucy Liu?The people need to know)[ J-Zone ]Do I have a day job? Yes, to rest and dressBuy gasoline and lean, marinate and look greatSleep and count sheep, yo, it's a tough nine to four to haveI left the last hour for them kids that want my autograph(What'd you do if you weren't making music?)I'd play for the Jets, ***** it, athletes rapShaquille O'Neal can plug a mic and spit a rap off?I could go hut, hike and run a half back toss(What about your crew?)Shid, Huggy Bear, JzDick Stallion and my homie Contakt, there it isGirls think I'm stingy, nah, I ain't believin thatWhat we ain't bonin? *****, gimme my CD backCause of this behavior now they don't like meZone, I don't trick, that's why I'm bagged up nightlyBut as for gettin married, only if it's Lucy LiuHey Lucy, if you're listenin, baby, I propose!But if she has a look-alike and I'm gettin paid rightI don't know, ***** it, maybe, I supposeBut back to Lucy Liu, _Payback_ changed my lifeAnd I ain't quittin till that hottie been named my wifeBut bein that Lucy ain't here you my flavorThis interview is done hon, what you doin later?[ J-Zone ]Yo come here, come here[ interviewer ]Yo stop, stop it[ J-Zone ]( *smooching* )[ interviewer ]Yo, get off me, come on, stop[ J-Zone ]Come here baby, damn, you got a banger on you[ interviewer ]Stop, yo, quit *****in with me[ J-Zone ]You got a backyard on you[ interviewer ]Stop[ J-Zone ]Come here[ interviewer ]J-Zone, stop[ J-Zone ]( *smooching* )Lift your shirt up[ interviewer ]Stop it
