J-Zone - The Smurf Syndrome Lyrics
"Ohh.. you got to give me some now!"[J-Zone]I'm backed up like the D, six in the eveningCrashed in the center lane before a Yankee gameI like the Belt Parkway for Coney Island festivalsRemain with a pain in the testicalsThe fifth girl this month said she wanna be platonic friendsGame is void, even when she drunk off the tonic ginWastin fifty cents in the phone, it took two callsAfter conversation, blue ballsLookin for a way to release this nutso for bein backed up I wrote a thesis, slut named Dawngot her period, damn so does ValerieSome cats pay for it, "Aiyyo I'm smokin DUST 'fore I do that"Money go to music so I'm steady stayin blue blackPainful platonic friendships, where the woman at?I gotta ease the tension off, so now I'm thumbin throughmy brown phonebook - aiyyo here goes June, lookNah high maintenance, shit I can't take thisI need a dominatrix, so I rent "Payback"with Lucy Liu; whoo!"On your knees *****.. I want to set a section."Get a pain and get her hair done (hell no!)But now I'm back to square one (that's true)so get the lotion - put the palms in motionWoo, damn!All over the curtains"Oh that was great!You know I'm all tired out though." -> Ernie from Sesame Street "Looks like a nice day for being naughty!""Maybe, you and I could have a little.. fun?" "Yes, of course!""Lie on your back" "So you finally ready for the big dick eh?""Erect?" "Yes!""Here we go!" "Aww, sure thing, open your mouth!""hummmm..."[J-Zone]The other day I felt lonely, horny, freakyTime to bone so I picked up the phone to call NikkiShe widdit, I gotta go get thisShe want jewels?She got 'em comin in her wet pearl necklace(Hahaha) So I hit the shower, bathed in cologneSaid she'd call at eight, so I stayed by the phoneDamn; 8:10 the phone rangAww shit, I'm about to go bang herWho's the six month cherry, said the moving guy on the way thereReady to Amtrak this chick can have a different train fareGot to the crib, she on the couch half ***** (Oh my God!)Talkin bout how much it cost to press a record (the *****?)I ignore her, rub her feet and relaxThen she asked, could I make her a beat cause she raps?Man ***** hip-hop!Nuts blue with a SmurfetteLeavin me swoll up, backed up, now hold upI'm outta here!"I thought you were my friend" Shit, bye *****Hope you get a deal with Wild Pitch, and get jerkedJerk, that sounds great, I got my hand - you're frontinChased the elevator, hit the first floor buttonAnother Lucy Liu night, horny on the way downReady to bust nut and release it like a trey poundI got so hot though the Zone never made itFroze the elevator, missed the floor and mastur..(Aowwwww shit!)"Exercise number ten should be done by two people simultaneously. You can do it alone too with your hands; but it's not as much fun."
