J-Zone - Jailbait Jennifer Lyrics
f/ Al-ShidOh noGod, I can't go to jailNo![ J-Zone ]Drive in my Reeboks, steppin up Main Street boppinLike a broken leg puppet, lookin rugged window shoppinAnd I'm starvin, thinkin 'bout a bag of roasted peanutsRudly interrupted by fly grills and c-cupsAss more abundant than suckers at open mic nightsGettin tight like watchin a x-rated dyke fightOh shit - ( *dong* ) - went my *****I'm harder than findin my first albumThere she go: "Hey you, yeah you, baby stop itI need your ID so I can stare, run your pockets"I should have got it, she's amused by my humor though"My name is Zone, if you wanna bone, call the studio"She grabbed her hips, what's up yo, I'm 23, middle classI got a whip, it's busted though, can I still get the ass?Weeks later, watchin _Love and Basketball_Scopin out the hips, starin at the ass and allWarmin up the mood, out for brain in the mezzanineThis chick talkin 'bout (I can't wait till I'm 17)Yo, I'm chokin like Ewing at the foul line on my snow capShe young as shit, should I hit it?Man ***** it, I'm horny (you dirty old man)Yo, she's even new to bleedin, my concious tried to warn meI got a young nympho, so life is straight"Yo, I bet you in a year you makin licence plates"But she could pass for 24 so I'm on it with a strokeBut I'm tortured by visions of me droppin the soapShe's too young(Don't do it, don't screw!)She's too young(But she look 22)She's too young)(Craddle-robbin for some wet ballsA stupid mutha*****a, now you sittin in a messhall)(You punkShe's only 16I told you before to stay away from herYou oughta put him under the jail)[ Al-Shid ]Nonchalant, in a 2000 GalantPlayin shotgun, I seen this hot hon outside of Stop OneHollered at her, no response"Yo what's up love, let me guess, you don't ***** scrubs"She had to stop and laughHypnotized by the ass I had to drop the glassCalled her over, grabbed her palm and told her"I'm tryin to get your right and left leg segregatedYou know baby ( ? ) style, separated"Her gestures made it possibleShe slowly moaned suckin a popsicleHopped in a ride, my nigga drove me homeWe on the couch watchin Comic View, I sit in a slouchHer hands on her abdominal, my dick in her mouthAll I really want is head, then I'm kickin her outRight there, keep goin, she acknowledged by Deep ThroatA brief choke, then back to the head wopMy vein flex, I grab the head, my leg lockedNow you know what came next (What?) Preferrably meShe swallowed and all, let her tongue fondle the ballShe said she had to use the phone to give her mama a callI'm like no probThat's the least I could do to compensate a blowjob(Hey mom, uhm, it's meI'm out with DanielWe went on to the moviesI should be getting in about 1:30So when you get in, don't lock the door, okay?Talk to you later, love you, bye)You'se a grown-ass girl, mama got you on lock?Can't be out your crib past 12 past clock?Part of the game is that?"I'm only 16" was what she relayed to that(Oh shit!) My life faded to blackPicturin cell mates, my jaw fell straightThis ***** is jail bait, a high bail rateMy conscience said (Sail straight, listen to reason)But this ***** grabbed my dick again, lickin and squeezinGrippin and breathin, heavy like she runnin a raceSo the emotions goin numb in my faceSlow the pace, resume to givin me head( ? ) relaxin me patient***** it, she 'bout to have me goin out like Anthony MasonShit, I know what I'm facin if I get caught with my ***** in thisBut I keep it monogamous, look, I ain't stoppin shit[ Cop 1 ]Alright Bubba, I think this is the house right here[ Cop 2 ]Yeah, that's where this nigger lives, let's get him[ Cop 1 ]Yeah, you J-Zone?[ J-Zone ]Yeah, I'm J-Zone, what's up, what you need?[ Cop 1 ]Okay buddy, I want you to come down to the stationYou're under arrest[ J-Zone ]What for, what did I do?[ Cop 1 ]Anything you say or do...[ J-Zone ]What did I do?[ Cop 1 ]No, no, noNo you're under arrest[ Cop 2 ]You want me to Rodney King him?[ J-Zone ]What are you takin me in for?[ Cop 1 ]No, no, no[ J-Zone ]Yo, what's the charges?[ Cop 1 ]Sleeping with a underaged girl is the crimeThat's right, that's right[ J-Zone ]Underaged? But that girl was like 24What the ***** you talkin about?Come on manDamn!Ain't that a ********** a jail bait[ J-Zone ]Yeah, to all my fellasI don't care if she has a ass big as Jennifer LopezTitties like Dolly Parton and walks with a caineAsk for a birth certificate, goddammit(You're old enough to know how and young enough to learn new tricks)
