Kevin Bloody Wilson - Fair & Just Lyrics
You see it on the telly, all the shows about police,"Yeah real life stuff with blood and guts that show it like it is"'The poms have got the Sweeney,"The yanks start too much",But we're Australian super cops they call us Fair and Just.'Cause I'm a fair dinkum *****, "And I'm just a proper cunt",We used to be distarbowed but this is much more fun,"Kickin' ass and crackin' skulls", and bustin' our own moms,The best two coppers you can buy they call us Fair and Just.I was born a *****in' ***** so to me the job's just right,"And I deserve a *****in' badge bein' a dead cunt all me life",And we're the *****in' perfect pigs, "The *****in' best there is"You'd have to team up walk in hell to find a bigger pair'a pricks,'Cause I handle all the hookers, "And me I handle thugsAnd I get off on bashin' poofters", and I get off on drugs,And I like interviewin' molls, 'cause they ain't got a *****in' quid,"And I like interviewin' cunts around the face and *****in' head".Yeah I'm a fair dinkum *****, "And I'm just a proper cunt",We used to be distarbowed but this is much more fun,"Kickin' ass and crackin' skulls", bustin' our own moms,The best two coppers you can buy they call us Fair and Just."I would'a liked to'a been a meetin' cop but, just imagine that",Yeah a burnt out resource with a c***, half way up it's backAnd I like pinchin' lady drivers 'cause I give 'em all a chance,"Yeah with your special triple eyes and kit hangin' out your pants",But we've learned some pretty useful stuff since we've been on theForce,Yeah like how to hold me *****in' hand out, "And how to use a knifeAnd fork,We're almost *****in' human", yeah but the hardest thing we've foundIs how to walk without our *****in' knuckles draggin' the ground.'Cause I'm a fair dinkum *****, "Yeah I'm just proper cunt",We used to be distarbowed but this is much more fun,"Kickin' and crackin' skulls", bustin' our own moms,The best two coppers you can buy they call us Fair and Just."Yeah you're a fair dinkum *****" and you're just a proper c***,We used to be distarbowed but this is much more fun,Out there kickin' ass and crackin' skulls, "And bustin' our own moms",The best two coppers you can buy they call us Fair and Just.'Cause I'm a fair dinkum *****, "Yeah and I'm just a proper cunt",We used to be distarbowed but this is much more fun,"Kickin' and crackin' skulls", and bustin' our own moms,The best two coppers you can buy they call us Fair and Just.
