Kevin Bloody Wilson - The Builder Lyrics
VerseSchool holidays were draggin' onHe was gettin' really boredAnd his Mum had started poppin' pillsShe was climbin' up the wallsSo when he asked her could he go acrossThe buildin' site and playShe just popped another pill 'n' just said"Don't get in the way"So he chucked his little toolboxIn his billycart 'n' leftWhile his Mum knocked up a cuppaLaced with valium and BexShe needed all the help she couldTo cope with holidaysBut the pills and powders weren't enoughWhen he got home from play ... 'n' said ...ChorusI wanna be a *****in' builder when I grow up ... eh, MumAnd build *****in' houses everywhere, millions of the cuntsA bricky or a chippy, eh Mum, I don't give a *****I just wanna be a *****in' builder when I grow upVerseIt seemed the sawn-off shitHad listened to the builders while they workedAnd he'd remembered everything --Word for *****in' word!And his shell-shocked Mum just sat thereAs he went on to explainHow "some wanker lost the *****in' plansThen found the cunts again!"And how "some dickhead missed the *****in' nailAnd hit his *****in' thumb!"And how "they shaved a mickey whiskerOff the door to close the cunt!"And his voice was so excitedBest fun he'd ever had!"And can I go back tomorrow, Mum?Can't wait till I tell Dad, how ...ChorusI wanna be a *****in' builder when I grow upAnd build *****in' houses everywhere, millions of the cuntsA bricky or a chippy, really, I don't give a *****I just wanna be a *****in' builder when I grow upVerseHis Mum was scoffin' scotch and serepaxAnd propped against the fridgeAnd when his Dad got home she dribbled"Tell your father what you said"So the young bloke give his Dad a serveThe air was turnin' blue"***** the weather, ***** the foreman'N' ***** the unions, too!"His old man turned *****in' purple'N' his whole body started to twitchUntil finally he exploded"Go and get a switch!"But the young bloke shook his head'N' said, "No way, mate, I've knocked offAnyway, you c'n go 'n' get rootedCause that's a *****in' electrician's job!"ChorusCause I wanna be a *****in' builder when I grow upAnd build *****in' houses everywhere, millions of the cuntsA bricky or a chippy, not a sparky, go get *****edI just wanna be a *****in' builder when I grow upYeah, I wanna be a *****in' builder when I grow upAnd build *****in' houses everywhere, millions of the cuntsA bricky or a chippy, you cranky bastard, go get *****edI just wanna be a *****in' builder when I grow upYeah, I wanna be a *****in' builder when I grow upAnd build *****in' houses everywhere, millions of the cuntsA bricky or a chippy, you're not me foreman, go get *****edI just wanna be a *****in' builder when I grow up
