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Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret Lyrics

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  • (kinky friedman, major boles, roscoe west)
  • Well, I pulled into dallat on a cold december day
  • Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon caf,
  • Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray,
  • But she couldnt believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say:
  • Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
  • Eatin aint cheatin, lord it aint no disgrace.
  • Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
  • And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.
  • Well, I walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean,
  • The waitret said, hey, stupid, thats a cigarette machine!
  • well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a bet,
  • And if that there aint a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette!
  • Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
  • Eatin aint cheatin, lord it aint no disgrace.
  • Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
  • And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.
  • Youre the prettiest thing in dallat, is dallat your home ?
  • No, I come all the way from houton and I feel so all alone.
  • I used to live in autin then I come up to big d
  • In hopes to get my big break on national tv.
  • Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star but first ...
  • Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
  • Eatin aint cheatin, lord it aint no disgrace.
  • Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case
  • And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.

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