Kinky Friedman - We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You Lyrics
(kinky friedman, rick goldberg, j. maizel)While traveling through the lone star stateI lost my lunch before I ate,It happened in a pull-ahead caf. yahoo!I felt my bones begin to crunchI saw my name on the businessmans lunchAnd the neck who owned the place stepped up to say:hey buddy, are you blind,Say, partner, cant you read the sign ?We reserve the right to refuse service to you,Take your business back to walgreens,Have you tried your local zoo ?You smell just like a communist,You come on through just like a jew,We reserve the right to refuse service to you.Well, I walked on in to my house of godCongregation on the nod,Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing.Hear, o israel, yes indeed,My book was backwards, couldnt read,But I got a good rise when I heard that rabbi sing,boruch atoh adonoi,What the hell are you doing back there, boy ?We reserve the right to refuse services to you,Your friends are all on welfareYou call yourself a jew ?You need your ticket and your tieTo zip your prayers on through,We reserve the right to refuse services unto you.Life from laos and cambodiaNo more tears tonight they showed yaThe latest old war movies on tv.You know its bound to escalateSo go and turn on channel eight,Watch channel seven border channel three.Well, I wont mind your tanks and jets and jeepsAnd speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps:We reserve the right to refuse service to you,Right, face, forward, moveAnd get the children, too.Let saigons be bygones,Dont you blow this world in two.We reserve the right to refuse service to you.Well, its just my luck that gods a texanOne big son*****in anglo-saxon,Some crazy tall norwegian boreJust to help my body shipped air-freightFrom texas to the pearly gateJust ring the bell and leave me at the door.Ill be somewhere over jordan swinging low,Ill hear them tape-recorded angels in lifelike stereoSinging,we reserve the right to refuse service to you,Take your business back to walgreens,Have you tried your local zoo ?Our quotas filled for this yearOn singing texas jews,We reserve the right to refuse service to you.
