LL Cool J - Clap Your Hands Lyrics
[ll cool j]Yeah..Yeah I like that guitar man, yeahYo e-love I like the way you flipped that guitar manKnahmsayin? it was a good idea man, knahmsayin? yeahIts kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?Just gon chill, check it outSlick as vasoline, smell good as cologneIm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me aloneI rhyme like superman, you rap like jimmy olsonI break you like a bottle of green golden molsonYou aint a real rhymer, you look like a actressHow you gon sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?Am I that old, do I walk like grady?Ima hundred-fifty proof, smirnoff is only 80Dont you ever try to rock my houseIm a real cool cat, know what Im sayin mickey mouse?The poetry specialist, so take a dose of thisNow think about it -- can you really come close to this?You soft as powder, weak as a cabin coolerUgly as work shoes, messin with the ruler:The ultimate writer reciter and def entertainerI work myself harder than a boxers trainerChorus: ll cool jClap your hands everybody (aiyyo)And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)[ll cool j]You end up, underneath my sneakerYoure dog doo-doo, Im watchin you get weakerYou cant believe, the skill and dexterityLl cool j, and the j is for jeremySo buff me, james todd the earthquakerThats right my brother, youre goin out like sega{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?One of my battlesll get your girlies in the moodSucker mcs really make me sickIm so bad, I can suck my own {dick}If you go to your girls house and Im there alreadyDont go crazy cause my name aint eddieRhymes so rough, its like a course in trigonometryWhen einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout meThe prince of the earth, and ima give birthTo a rhyme so hard you look soft as a smurfGigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?Lovely, and thats without a doubt!Chorus 3/4x[ll cool j]Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperorWhen Im through, youll need a nurse to take your temperatureAnd cool you down, cause youre cold as leftoversNot the ones on the table, Im talkin about ruff roversYou cant get over -- whats my name, goofy?You smoke Im no joke, so my brother break out the looseysAnd take a pull, cause the buck stops hereI get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapearDont cross me, or lose your loyaltyTo the prince of the rap court, Im royaltyAnd it aint no puzzle, its a shame how rappers guzzleParagraphs I put together so I carry a muzzleTo shut em up and cut em up and make em be quietIm a one man riot, so dont even try itThe prince of special tactics, plus Im athleticBefore you play your hand you better do some calistheticsJumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nineSpeak your piece, then ima go for mineAnd I guarantee you, Im gonna strike againI recommend my friend you drop the pen and give inCop out to one rhyme cause youre facin tenI aint sidney poitier but we can do this againIm nice wit mines, and I gotta admit itYou dont really wanna battle, why dontcha just forget it!Chorus 1/2[ll cool j]But if youre hard headed and you still dont understandHeres a little sample -- ehm ehm, my man*brrrrrrring* hello?{*cut n scratch cool j*}.. takes everything youve got -> cheers (theme song){*cut n scratch pushin a broom*}.. sure would help a lot -> cheers (theme song)[ll cool j]Check my stats, how we livin, I thought soIm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell noMy rhymes are up to date, excellent, on pointIm tellin you, theyre the serious jointI eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slowMy voice is milky with a nice clear flowI eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigoloIm not a ballplayer, so now yknow!Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)Cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)Knowhatimsayin? and ima be straight til the year 3000Thats word to mother, knahmsayin?And I say mother with a v cause the v is for victory yaknahmsayin?Cause Im the victor in this game, word upKnahmsayin? thats what time it is, peace{*crew applause*}That man, he sure is funky funky funkyFunky! funky, he sho is!You best believe hes funky!You didnt know? ? ? funky!
