Lard - Mangoat Lyrics
Lotta good that P.H.D. did meStuck... grocery store securityCigar store IndianFake badge authorityNothing ever happens hereHark!Camera, aisle 5Dude with hair sprayed onPocketing razorsPantyhose... why not?Can opener and creme corn - what?!?!MangoatToo hairyMust shaveAnd warn othersNo foamAll aloneGorilla hairMust goCreme cornCreme cornYepPoor Kaw-ligaNever got his kissNo one-way mirrorsTo lurk behind as you undressAye-He's headed for the backSinging, "The hills are alive...With the sound of music-"Yonder,Lady screamsMangoatIn my stallMake him stopHe'll shave us allHair off his backRound the room it fliesInquiring mindsWanna know whyCreme CornCreme CornWhyMangoatCome out of that bathroomWe have you surroundedMangoatClean up your hairy messGive up that frothy chew toyYou're under arrestCome out with cloven hoovesAbove your mossy headBite one more officerYou'll trade that rag for leadCreme CornCreme CornCreme CornCreme CornWhy?
