Lard - Mate Spawn & Die Lyrics
Hair by mailTit jobs for teensGo broke appearing richSearching for rosebud in the firePop stars fingers in the fansThe therapist you wish you hadCrucifix or lubricantGovernment by fad!CHORUSMate! Spawn! and Die!Mate! Spawn! and Die!My my my my...Are those salmon upstream turning redFrom shear embarassmentCame all this way up all them laddersWithout checking a mapMy the farce be with youIn one corner of the ringThat cherished mythFalling in love magically solvesEvery problem you've ever hadIn the other cornerSpooon size shredded dreamsThe Gods must be crazyThe movie goers must be crazyCHORUSWrong worm, hooked againMounted on the wall in my own denI'll talk alone to a fireflyDial 1-900-Suk-Me-DryYou can't throw me to the lionsI'm Charlton Heston!You can't throw me to the lionsI'm Charlton Heston!CHORUSYippe ti-yi-yi-yoHo ho ho hoWhaat do you really want for Christmas, children?"...Mmmmm...Nice place ya got here, darlin'Sure wish the hot water workedGotta rinse my jizz off before mornin'Or I'll itch for a week-"Rarp!Damn! that water's coldAgh!Eeee!Steven TylerOf all people once said"If men bledWould tampons be free?"Omi'god, I gottag get goin'"Now?"I forgot to feed the cat
