Lemon Demon - CryptoSanta Lyrics
Classified project, moving lightPrivately funded silent nightNorth pole station satelliteRed and white laser beams are focusingConverging on a tyrant kingNew dimensions!Full of presents!For the children!In the trillions!With a little bit of brainsMaybe we can do away with the lack of candy canesMake Christmas every dayThrough scientific enterprise, maybe we can open eyesWe can revolutionize the way we move merchandise(It keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving, it keeps on giving)No more naughty, no more niceJust a present and a price(As seen on TV, as seen on TV, as seen on TV)It's a pillow, it's a petIt's a miracle it hasn't happened yetOh god. Something went wrong.I can't let you see me like this.I walked through the path of the beam.At first I thought I was okay, but overnight my hair turned white.I've been gaining weight...Involuntary spasms, like a bowl full of jelly...Outbursts of laughter...We must not tell the shareholders.That would be bad.Whoa, something to do with DNASomething to do with gamma raysWhite flowing beard won't go away, go awayLaser beams from outer spaceConverging on my mutant faceNew dimensions!Now I'm presents!Like Pandora!Oh the horror!Body horror, tendons snappingRibbons and wrapping, stocking stuffingSkin is sloughing, bones are bowingSomething is growingSomething. Ohhhh!MERRY CHRISTMAS!
