Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown Lyrics
Old Godzilla was hoppin' aroundTokyo city like a big playgroundWhen suddenly Batman burst from the shadeAnd hit Godzilla with a bat grenadeGodzilla got pissed and began to attackBut didn't expect to be blocked by ShaqWho proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fuWhen Aaron Carter came out of the blueAnd he started beating up Shaquille 'o' NealThen they both got flattened by the batmobileBefore it could make it back to the batcaveAbraham Lincoln popped out of his graveAnd took an AK-47 out from under his hatAnd blew Batman away with a ratatattatBut he ran out of bullets and he ran awayBecause Optimus Prime came to save the day(Chorus)This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destinyGood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeAnd only one will survive I wonder who it will beThis is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destinyGodzilla took a bite out of Optimus PrimeLike Scruff McGruff took a bite out crimeAnd then Shaq came back covered in a tire trackBut Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his backAnd Batman was injured and trying to get steadyWhen Abraham Lincoln came back with a macheteBut suddenly something caught his leg and he trippedIdiana Jones took him out with his whipThen he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behindAnd he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missedAnd Jackie Chan deflected it with his fistThen he jumped in the air and he did a somersaultWhile Abraham Lincoln tried to polevaultOnto Optimus Prime but they collided in they airThen they both got hit by a Carebear stare(Chorus)This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destinyGood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeAnd only one will survive I wonder who it will beThis is the ultimate showdown...Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighsThen Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk HoganAll came out of nowhere lightning fastAnd they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy assIt was the bloodiest battle that the world ever sawWith civilians looking on in total aweThe fight raged on for a centuryMany lives were claimed but eventuallyThe champion stood the rest saw the betterMr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater(Chorus)This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destinyGood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeAnd only one will survive I wonder who it will beThis is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny
