Loudon Wainwright III - Dead Skunk Lyrics
Crossin' the highway late last nightHe shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked rightHe didn't see the station wagon carThe skunk got squashed and there you are!You got yerDead skunk in the middle of the roadDead skunk in the middle of the roadYou got yer dead skunk in the middle of the roadStinkin' to high Heaven!Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!Roll up yer window and hold yer noseYou don't have to look and you don't have to see'Cause you can feel it in your olfactoryYou got yerDead skunk in the middle of the roadDead skunk in the middle of the roadYou got yer dead skunk in the middle of the roadStinkin' to high Heaven!Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dogOn a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frogGot yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoonThe blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!You got yerDead skunk in the middle of the roadDead skunk in the middle of the roadYou got yer dead skunk in the middle of the roadStinkin' to high Heaven!C'mon stink!You got it!It's dead, it's in the middleDead skunk in the middle!Dead skunk in the middle of the roadStinkin' to high heaven!All over the road, technicolor man!Oh, you got pollutionIt's dead, it's in the middleAnd it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven
