Loudon Wainwright III - Guru Lyrics
CHORUS:Down in Southern CaliforniaThere's a guru that is guruing thereHe's got 250 followersThey're following him everywhereHe's got all of the answers to all of the questionsAnd he promises to make us feeHe's got all the solutions to all of the problemsThat are plaquing our societyAll the followers they love to follow their GuruEverything else is a hoaxThey kiss his lotus feet,You know they make up his bedYou know they're laughing at all of his jokesHe protects his people from the outside worldHis people need never be afraidCause if you're his disciple and he happens to like yaI can tell you, that you've got it madeWell if you're not part of this special,Selective, exclusive, elite familyYou're considered a heathen, and a sap, and a suckerDevoid of spiritualityThey try to sell you some mints,And and some cookiesOr some literature to show you the wayYeah they'll prostletizing and it's mesmorizingAnd they're making moulah everyday(Chorus)
