Loudon Wainwright III - You Never Phone Lyrics
You never phone, you never writeHell, I stopped hoping that you mightYou're trying to hurt my feelings, right?You never phone, you never writeYou never write, you never phoneI'm sorry to ***** and moanI'm sorry to pick this boneYou never write, you never phoneSometimes I wonder, ow, wow, ow, wow, ow, wowWhat you must think of meMy address and phone number must beMisty in your memoryThis year my birthday came and wentNo call was made, no card was sentBut I got the snub, you must of meantThis year my birthday came and wentThis year my birthday went and cameLast year what happened was the sameAnd your excuses sure are lameThis year my birthday went and cameChicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wowChicka, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, waChickiti, chick, chick, chicka, chicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wowChicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wowSometimes I wonder, ow, wow, ow, wow, ow, wowWhat you must think of meThen I remember it's you that you think of exclusivelyBut I'm not gonna bow and scrapeAnd every(Don't know what Martha is saying)And I'm a little bit bent outta shapeBut I'm not gonna bow and scrapeI won't scrape or bow, can you?(Don't know what Ioudon is saying)Ahh, just sing this song is fine for nowBut I won't scrapeChicka, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
