MC Lars - Yes I Am An Alien Lyrics
Bam! Ill explode, just like I were a bombflying over Vietnam high with my Uncle Tom.Or sitting in a cabin having a sip of tea,while a parrot sings a song in the minor key of C,to inspire me, so we will see,this neurotic harmony that develops sonically.Ill be writing my plan out with a needle,Ill make you twist and shout and think I was Beatle.Like Lennon or Stalin in a car that wont start,if your Volvo is stallin then you need to learn the artof mechanics. Dont panic, even though Im galvanic!Im the only non-Hispanic on the Mexican Titanic.My loops go round and round, just like a carousel,coming out my BR-8, like I was William Tell.If you havent heard my name, I hope it rings a bell,because Im the only guywho knows what happened at Roswell.CHORUSYes Im an alien, I come from outer space.Yes Im an alien, Im going to rock this place.Some people say Im not funny, I say okay,I cant sell records here, Im huge in the UK.British people tell me to keep rocking on,you might have heard me down in Londonrocking heads with this song.I was sad when I found out about Santa Claus,so I made like Tim Allen and broke some local laws.I moved way up north and grew a beard,now relatives and friends think Im kind of weird.But did you think I was heretic when I danced in that churchlike an unemployed crustacean chewing on a birch?Im addicted to shark meat and books by Mark Twainand eating Novocain shipped from the Ukraine.My names not Matthew, but thanks for asking!I live in California, because Im not Alaskan.But thats okay, what can I say?My real home is actually light years away.REPEAT CHORUSYou want poetry? Go read Robert Frost,the simile in hip-hop is essentially lost,like a tearful pallbearer carrying a body,or a giant pink Care Bare acting snotty.Where can it go? I just dont know,but check out this funky alphabet flow:its like A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P, and ICP on LSDor ABC or MTV or the new PCyou got for free fromCircuit City in Albuquerque.I be the VIP MC on this CD,the names MC Lars Horris, as you can see.So where do I start, and where do I begin?Yo, its tough to be a funky fresh alien.REPEAT CHORUS
