Sloppy Seconds - Pubic Beat Lyrics
Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhoodAnd self-gratification never felt so goodYou don't need a lot of training in the ways of loveJust a good firm grip and a Playtex gloveI see you standing in the corner at the high school danceGet out on the floor and get out of your pantsI see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bandsBut there's a brand new beat and you can use both handsYou're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seatDoing the pubic beatYou gotta put your inhibitions up away on the shelfAnd when the feeling starts to hit you, get a grip on yourselfAll the uptight people will be heading for the doorBut won't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seatDoing the pubic beatI see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bandsBut there's a brand new beat and you can use both handsAnd all the uptight people will be heading for the doorWhy don't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor?You're gonna look so sweet, so indiscreetWith your hands on your meat, turning red as a beetYou're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seatDoing the pubic beat
