Sloppy Seconds - Yuppies Lyrics
They're thirty-nine years oldThey're worth their weight in goldThey work in busy offices I hope to God will foldThey hated VietnamThey love the neutron bombAnd they're your next door neighbors and your father and your momThey're the yuppiesYup yup yupThey were hippiesBut they grew upThey love moneyDo re miThey're the Class of '63You know what else?They swing to the rightThey live in Jackson HeightsThey watch "St. Elsewhere," "Hill Street Blues," and "Dynasty" at nightBut when the workday's doneThey want to have some funSo they go out to discos and pretend they're twenty-oneBut they're not!They're the yuppiesYup yup yupThey were hippiesBut they grew upThey love moneyDo re miThey're the Class of '63Yup yup yupYup yup yupYup yup yupYup yup yupI tell youThey're an ugly lotWho think they're pretty hotThey know exactly where they were when Kennedy was shotBut when they hit the skidsThey really flip their lidsThey sink a few martinis and go home and beat the kidsThey're the yuppiesYup yup yupThey were hippiesBut they grew upThey love moneyDo re miThey're the Class of '63***** them!
