Sloppy Seconds - Smashed Again Lyrics
Doin' a little drinking at my favorite barGot so smashed I couldn't drive my carGot the phone and called me a cabGot thrown out, and couldn't pay my tabNowhere to go, no cash to spendDon't know why I'm smashed again...Wake up in a puddle of boozeAnd crawl through the mountain of human refuseIn the kitchen, I piss in the sinkOpen the fridge, and I reach for a drinkClock on the wall says 1:00 pmDon't know why I'm smashed again...Don't know why I'm smashed againCant believe this mess I'm inJohnny Walker's my best friendDon't know why I'm smashed againMy girlfriend threw me out in the streetAnd now I'm layin on the cold concreteFour a.m. there's a knock at your door"ooh, let me sleep on your living room floor!"That's what you get for being my friendDon't know why I'm smashed again...I was born with a drink in my hand,My feet on the ground, and my head in the sandScotch whiskey, rum, and beerThat the only reason I'm hereLooks like another lost weekendThat's why I'm smashed again...That's why I'm smashed againThat's why I'm smashed againThat's why I'm smashed againThat's why I'm smashed againPaul Bohall's my best friend... that's why I'm smashed again