Adam Sandler - Bad Boyfriend Lyrics
Performed by adam sandlerWhy dont you pick up after your done?Im not your slaveIm not your motherIm not your maidI mean Ive got a life tooSo ***** you!Why cant you be nicer to my friend?Theyre gonna be here soonLast time they were hereYou just sat in the bedroomFriday you went out with your fat friend lou***** you!Why dont you ever ask about my chinese cooking class?I only took it cause you like moo shu***** you!Im sorry honey, about the way Ive been acting lately***** you!Dont be like that, well visit your mom when I get some time off***** you!I had the beer at work, for gods sake***** you!By the way, would it be cool to go golfing tommorrow?***** you!I was just kidding, I wanna hang out with youWhy dont you ever take me to a play?Or a museum?Theres an art gallery two blocks awayAnd weve never been thereWe always do what you wanna do***** you!You didnt noticeI got new throw pillows for the sofaYou didnt notice I had the kitched painted blueWhy dont you notice all those guys looking at me?You take me for grantedDo you know theres a guy at work that always asks me out to lunch?I always try to look my best and you should too***** you!Why wont I ever get out of this relationship?Youre such a jerkThe only thing you do right isTell me that you love meWell, I guess I love you tooBut ***** you!Seriously
