Adam Sandler - Camp Granada Lyrics
Hello mudda, hello faddaHere I am at camp granadaCamp is very entertainingThey say we'll have some fun when it stops rainingI went hiking with joe spivyHe developed poison ivyYou remeber leonard skinnerHe got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinnerAll the counslers hate the waitersAnd the lake has alligatorsAnd the head coach wants no sissiesSo he reads to us from something called uylessesI don't want this, should I scare yaBut my bunk mate has malariaYou remember jeffery hardyThey're about to organize a searching partyTake me home, o mudda fuddaTake me home, I hate granadaDon't leave me out in the forestWhere I might get eaten by a bearTake me home, I promise I will not make noiseOr mess the house with other boysO please don't make me stayI've been here one whole dayDearest fadda, darling muddaHow's my precious little bruddaLet me come home, if you miss meI would even let aunt bertha hug and kiss meWait a minute, it stopped hailingGuys are swimming, gals are sailingPlaying base ball, gee that's beddaMudda fudda kindly disregard this letter!
