Adam Sandler - Welcome My Son Lyrics
Welcome my son to your very first daySo proud to be the one who brought you this wayI love you with all my heartAnd my love is here to stayBut I can't help worrying will you eventually smoke weed?Soon enough you'll be walkingYou and me hand in handThe silly words you'll be talkin'Only daddy can understandWe'll go out making snowmenBuilding castles in the sandAnd all the time I'm thinking, will this kid end up smoking' weed?But time keeps on goingAnd you keep on growin'You're now six years oldYou're getting so good at your spellin'But my mind is always dwellin'On the fact that you could be the kind of guyWho grows up and needs to smoke weed on the couchAll the timeAll the timeSo answer me this while you're lying in your little bedWhy must you insist on bein' such a *****in' pothead?There's other things in lifeThat can make you feel goodBut you just keep on smoking' your herbYou can't get enough of your precious, precious reeferWhere you getting all this moneyTo buy so much Hawaiian dope?
