Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2 Lyrics
-{The Sounds of waves crashing-SEAN:This is quite the chill night.kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.GIRL #2:Yeah, the waves are so calming.SEAN:So, is your body.looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.GIRL #2:Thanks sean, that's so sweet.-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player-SEAN:Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours.GIRL #2:Uh-oh.SEAN:Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.GIRL #2:Oh sean, you're so cute.SEAN:Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?GIRL #2:Oh my god.SEAN:Yeah.GIRL #2:And how about you take off clothes, sean.SEAN:Oh, oh is that right, baby?You want me to show my stuff, too?GIRL #2:My god, you look good, sean.SEAN:Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.GIRL #2:Ooh.-{she starts to unbuckle his pants-SEAN:Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'.GIRL #2:What's that?SEAN:Let's get it swingin'.GIRL #2:No, the other thing you said?SEAN:...The wet-weiner?GIRL #2:-{gasps- You know what?SEAN:Yeah?GIRL #2:I'm going to go throw up, now.See you.SEAN:Hmm, leave me all horny here.How-- how you going to get home there, baby?GIRL #2:I'll walk.-{She begins to walk away-SEAN:Mm-hm. I'm-a call you.GIRL #2:Don't. -{She's gone-SEAN:A'ight, A'ight.I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby.-{to self- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow.Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a *****?THE END
