Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5 Lyrics
-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-GIRL #5:Hey, honey.SEAN:S'up baby?looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit.You cold, baby?You want to use me as a blanket?GIRL #5:I'm just doing my thing.SEAN:Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.GIRL #5:Well, how much you got, big man?SEAN:Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.GIRL #5:What's that?SEAN:You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.GIRL #5:Ooh, I can do that.SEAN:You can?GIRL #5:Mm-hmm.SEAN:You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?GIRL #5:Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.SEAN:oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.GIRL #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest. -{police car pulls up-SEAN:You got to be *****ing with mind here.GIRL #5:No, I'm not.COP:Good job denise.we'll take him from here.-{Cop hand cuffs Sean-SEAN:WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide?***** that shit.GIRL #5:Hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.SEAN:WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?!-{cop throws sean in back of police car-COP:Just get in the back, *****.GIRL #5:-{from outside- You sick *****.SEAN:Damn!!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!PEEPER: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car-SEAN:WHAT?!PEEPER:Please, piss me.SEAN:NO!!!PEEPER:Just a tinkle.SEAN:***** that, keep him away from me.PEEPER:Urine.SEAN:Keep this man away from me.
