Adam Sandler - Crazy Love Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler and lisa mordenteTranscribed by the brave raven.Adam: you dont mind that I think everybodys a robot and all my conversations are being recordedLisa: and you dont mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)Adam: and you dont care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend theyre alive and think Im a famous football playerLisa: and you dont have a problem with me when I follow people Ive never met before and force them to look at the portrait of neil diamond I have tattooed on my backAdam: its very pretty, babyBoth:Well you must have been sent from aboveYoure all that I can think ofYoure just as psychotic as meMy crazy loveAdam: well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleepLisa: blah bloo blah bloo blooAdam: thank youLisa: and you dont make fun of me cause I still make out with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a ufo for two and a half yearsAdam: I believe you sugarpieBoth:cause our love is right on trackIm yours, your mine its a factDont forget to take your prozacMy crazy loveAdam: well yesterday I tickled a man who wasnt even thereLisa: oh three days before that I ran down the street in my wonder woman underwearAdam: I didnt care babe I know I never had a job cause Im afraid to talk to people cause I know that theyre all robots who are seeking informationLisa: they cant fool you sweetheart and I know that you know that Im the one who burned my cousin chesters house to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when the cameQuestioned youAdam: I aint no fink, dollfaceBoth:cause we know that its trueOnly I could love youWe both eat with our handsMy crazy loveLisa: my crazy, crazy love(spoken to end)Adam: oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, babyLisa: I feel the same way would you throw some macaroni on me?Adam: oh yeah, here you go(splurt)
