Adam Sandler - Dancin' And Pantsin' Lyrics
You don't mind that I think everybody's a robotAnd all my conversations are being recordedAnd you don't mind that all my pants are way too short on meAnd I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time agoHa-Ha-HaAnd you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the roadThen pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football playerAnd you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I never met beforeAnd force them to look at the portrait of of Neil Diamond I have tattooed onmy backIt's very pretty, babyWell you must have been sent from up aboveYou're all that I can think ofYou're just as psychotic as meMy crazy loveWell it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every nightAnd I make you sing in tongues to me until I fall asleepBlah bloo blah bloo blooThank youAnd you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out with my stepfatherAnd I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half yearsI believe you sugarpie'Cause our love is right on trackI'm yours, you're mine it's a factDon't forget to take your ProzacMy crazy loveWell yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even thereOh, three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwearI didn't careBabe I know I never had a job'Cause I'm afraid to talk to people'Cause now they're all robots who are seekin' informationThey can't fool you, sweetheartAnd I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin Chester's houseto the groundBut you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when they came andquestioned youI ain't no fink, dollface'Cause we kn
