Adam Sandler - Davey's Song Lyrics
Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!Police:What?Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl.Davey:Oh, boy.I'm the kinda guy that can't stand the holidaySo I drink them all awayThat's meI don't decorate no treesAnd I won't eat no potato lakeesBut I'll give this old ladies melons a squeezeThat's just who I amWell I'll never spin a dreidelBut I'll always throw an eggAnd I'll charliehorse your leg- for laughsWhile you're singing your holiday tuneI'm acting like the town BafoonWhipping out my big white scary moonAnd blowing a beef your wayI hate folks who think reindeer are cuteto me they're just something to shootI hate love, I hate you, I hate meWell I'm a snowmobile stealingNo 'tis the season' feelingKind of guy (kind of guy)This time of year sucksSo I take my numchucksAnd make sure every snowman diesBelieveing in Santa's all wrongAnd Chaunaka's eight days too longI hate love, I hate you, I hate meI hate love, I hate you, I hate me
