Adam Sandler - Fatty Mcgee Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler, david spade, tim herlihy, steve koren, and tim meadows[typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors][talking quietly]M1: ms. murphy is such a pain, man.M2: we just had a test a week ago. now we gotta take another one tommorrow. this sucks!M1: and it counts for 80 percent of our grade.M2: well we better study our butts off.M1: well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.M2: ok, enough talking, lets study!M1: all right.[turning pages][heavy steps]M2: uh ohM1: oh no! fatty mcgee is coming. well never get any studying done with him in the library.[heavy steps continue]M2: oh god, hes taking the stairs! that means hes going to be way out of breath![fatty whining, try to catch breath]M1: oh no, hes going to sit with us.Fatty: [annoying whining voice] hey fellas, studying for the big test?M1: uh, yes fatty, we were.Fatty: [still trying to catch breath] great! Ill join ya.[fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]M2: hey fatty, why dont you go to the bathroom till you catch your breath?Fatty: no, no, Im catching it![fatty continuing to whine and snort]M1: ok, ok fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, were trying to concentrate.Fatty: [continuing to wheeze and whine louder] sure, no problem.M1: oh man.Fatty: [still snorting and whining loudly] this test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know.[whining continues even louder]M1: yes fatty, we know, we just said that.[wheezing continues a little softer]M2: fatty! please keep it down![fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]M2: is he sleeping!?M1: no, its his deviated sceptum. seriously fatty, keep the breathing down. [snoring stops, more weird noise starts]M2: ahh geez fatty, whats wrong with you!?Fatty: [pausing, snorting] Im trying.[whining continues]M1: fatty, you know whats going to happen! stop breathing so heavy! please we gotta study![whining gets higher and higher until its continuous]M2: oh no, that ones going to do it![fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]M2: fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!Fatty: [continuing his loud annoying whine] Im sorry!Fireman ray: fire! man the building!M1: sorry fireman ray, its not the fire alarm.Fireman ray: fatty mcgee, is that you again!?Fatty: [stillin whining annoyingly] yes. [snort] sorry. [snort]Fireman ray: didnt we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?Fatty: [whiney voice] but I like the stairs!Fireman ray: [annoyed] why!?Fatty: [still whining horribly] theyre fun!Fireman ray: oh fatty mcgee, youre the fattest![everyone laughing at stupid joke][raspberry]
