Adam Sandler - Four Years Old Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, and jon rosenburgHeyWhyd you wake me from my nap?Im not in the moodTo play your gamesOr sit on your lapYouWheres my yankees drinking glass?I want some juiceAnd I want it nowSo you better move your assAnd feel bad for mecuz Im just getting over a coldIm four years old!Im four years old!Im four years old!Somebody better tie my shoes!NowI run down the hallI scream and I yellAnd I cry cuz I fellBring the rubbing alcoholOutsideI get mud on my shoeI come back in the houseI get it on the rugThe cleangings up to youAnd I wont take a bathUnless you make me spaghetti-osIm four years old!Im four years old!Im four years old!Mommy reads to me at nightCharlie and the chocolate factoryWellI cant have a jobAnd I cant go to schoolIf no grownups are aroundI cant go near the poolIm not alowed to climbMy neighbors apple treeIm not allowed to sitToo close to the tvI dont know how to driveAnd I dont know how to spellBut if I hear my brother cursingI do know how to tellcuz he made me eat some breadThat was covered in moldIm four years old!Im four years old!Im four years old!I just threw up on my grandmother
