Adam Sandler - Moyda Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, and jon rosenburgSchnineHes a pretty good guyHes nice to his neighborsYou can count on him to buy your school candy barsHes a real nic guyHes always got the jumper cablesHell take your mail in when youre on vacationHes a good-hearted manVolunteers at the libraryHell help you find a book on whalesHes a thoughtfull manRememers your birthdaySays God bless you when you sneezeBut theres a problemIts not your average problemBut its a pretty big problemHis hobby is moydaHis hobby is moydaHell eat a hamboygaThen commit moydaHes a friendly guyHe waves to all the joggersChildren use his backyard as a short-cutHes a real sweet guyHe always recyclesReferees the junior high basketball for no payHes a great, great manHell sign your petitionThen proceed to compliment your new haircutBut theres a problemIts not your average problemBut its a pretty big problemHis hobby is moydaHis hobby is moydaSouth of the boydaHes wanted for moydaHere he comesHey larry, how ya doing?Hows the garden coming?You know, its interestingI just read at the libraryThat you need to rotate the soilTo get real plump, read tomatoesOh, and one more thingMy hobby is moydaTwo, three, fourIm a sick manMy hobby is moydaMy hobby is moydaIll eat a hamboygaThen commit moyda[chanting]I never loiterAfter committing the doity deed of moydaOnly sigmund freudaKnows why I cannot and will not stop committing moydaMurder, murder, murder, murder, murder
