Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car Lyrics
Performed by adam sandlerHere we goPiece of shit carI got a piece of shit carThat *****in pile of shitNever gets me very farMy cars a big piece of shitcause the shocks are *****ing shotAnd my seatbelts *****ing brokenI got to tie it in a knot(its a piece of shit)I cant see through the windshieldcause its got a big *****ing crackAnd the interior smells real badcause my friend puked in the back(its a piece of shit)(piece of shit car)Piece of shit car(hes got a piece of shit car)It sucks royal dick(that *****in pile of shit)100% crap(never gets him very far)Oh ***** you carIts got no cd player, it only got the 8-trackWhoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack(they can bite his ass too)And I got no *****in brakesIm always way out of controlEleven times a day I hear hey, watch it *****(you *****in piece of shit)(piece of shit car)I got piece of shit car(he got a piece of shit car)Diesel gas sucks my ass(that *****in pile of shit)That pile of metal shit(never gets him very far)Oh what the ***** did I doWhat the ***** did I doWhat the ***** did I doTo get stuck with youYoure too wide for drive-thruAnd you smell like the shoeBut Im too broke to buy something newOh ***** meWell the engine likes to floodThe car always *****in stallsAnd the seat cushions got a big ripSo a spring always pokes the balls(ouch, ouch, ouch)Plus the door locks are bustedI gotta use a *****ing coat hanger(what a pain in his ass)And if a girlie sees my carTheres no chance Ill ever bang her(he never ever gets da *****)Hey shut up(piece of shit car)You piece of shit car(you got a piece of shit car)You piece of shit car(piece of shit car)Bald *****in tires(you got a piece of shit car)No rearview *****ing mirror(piece of shit car)Seven different colors(you got a piece of shit car)*****ing rag for a gas cap(piece of shit car)Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere(you got a piece of shit car)(piece of shit car)(you got a piece of shit car)(piece of shit car)Oh the whole town thinks Im a loser(you got a piece of shit car)Cabby give me a push(piece of shit car...)
