Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car (Radio Edit) Lyrics
Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That *****in' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are *****ing shot And my seatbelt's *****ing broken I got to tie it in a knot (It's a piece of shit) I can't see through the windshield 'Cause it's got a big *****ing' crack And the interior smells real bad 'Cause my friend puked in the back (It's a piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) Piece of shit car (He's got a piece of shit car) It sucks royal dick (That *****in' pile of shit) 100% crap (Never gets him very far) Oh ***** you car It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack (They can bite his ass too) And I got no *****in' brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it *****" (You *****in' piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) I got piece of shit car (He got a piece of shit car) Diesel gas sucks my ass (That *****in' pile of shit) That pile of metal shit (Never gets him very far) Oh what the ***** did I do What the ***** did I do What the ***** did I do To get stuck with you You're too wide for drive-thru And you smell like the shoe But I'm too broke to buy something new Oh ***** me Well the engine likes to flood The car always *****in' stalls And the seat cushion's got a big rip So a spring always pokes the balls (Ouch, ouch, ouch) Plus the door locks are busted I gotta use a *****ing coat hanger (What a pain in his ass) And if a girlie sees my car There's no chance I'll ever bang her (He never ever gets da *****) Hey shut up (Piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (You got a piece of shit car) You piece of shit car (Piece of shit car) Bald *****in' tires (You got a piece of shit car) No rearview *****ing mirror (Piece of shit car) Seven different colors (You got a piece of shit car) *****ing rag for a gas cap (Piece of shit car) Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) (You got a piece of shit car) (Piece of shit car) Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser (You got a piece of shit car) Cabby give me a push (Piece of shit car...)
