Adam Sandler - Oh Mom... Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel[silverware clicking]M1: can you pass the beats please?F1: here you goM1: thanksBrad: hey mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! and Im gonna go if thats ok with you.Mom: nooo!!Brad: why not mom?F1: yeah, why mom? he should go.Brad: its gonna be fun. Ill get to meet new people...Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!Brad: oh mom...Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!F1: dont wory brad.F2: hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isnt that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. what do you think?Mom: nooo!!F2: really? I really like it...Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!F2: oh mom, who is?Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!F2: mom, youre so paranoid.Mom: nooo!!M3: hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs.Mom: nooo!!M3: yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 oclock...Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!M3: do you think you could drop me off there? ...Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!M3: how am I gonna get there?Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!M3: Ill walk I guess.Mom: nooo!!Cindy: mom, can you pass the salad dressing?Mom: nooo!!Cindy: please?Mom: nooo!!Cindy: come on, mom.Mom: nooo!!Brad: Ill get it for you cindy.Cindy: thanks brad.Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!Cindy: thanks for the tip, ma.Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!Brad: hey everyone, lets just go out for ice cream.Mom: nooo!!Brad: why are we eating inside? its a beautiful night. we need to get out more.Mom: nooo!!Cindy: mother, brad is right.Mom: nooo!!Cindy: we should go out, itll be fun.Mom: nooo!!Cindy: come on, lets go, I could go for some maple walnut.Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!M3: yeah, we havent gone out together in a long time.Mom: nooo!!Cindy: you wanna come dave?Mom: nooo!!Dave: no, Ill hang out with mom.M1: you sure?Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!Dave: yeah, go without me.M3: all right, see you guys later.Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!Dave: how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is... you sure know how to cook! boy, oh boy, youre quite a lady. say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry?Mom: nooo!!Dave: please?Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!Dave: mom, youre over reacting!Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!Dave: why are you so overprotective!?Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you!Dave: mom! Im going to the ice cream place! youre just so set in your ways it drives me crazy![bangs on the table, gets up]Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at you![screen door closes]Mom: theyre all gonna laugh at him!
