Adam Sandler - Pickin' Daisies Lyrics
Performed by adam sandler, alan covert, and jon rosenberg6 whats the matter honey, are you not feeling well?Its okay, momma will take care of youNot really sick, but dont you know I still say I amDad just mumbles, there goes my girlie son acting up againHow could you be my kidMom knows Im faking itBut she understands whatll happen if I goThe last four daysThe tough guys have been on a rollThey show him no mercyPlenty of name callingAnd pushing my head in the toilet bowlThey call him a loserBut they wont get their hands on me todaycuz home with momma is where Im gonna stayWere pickin daisiesWho cares about them anywayPickin daisiesTheyll all be working for you somedayPickin daisiesTheyre just jealous of youPickin daisiesNext year youll go to private schoolCant play sports or gamesIm only really good at readingHe cant catch a footballApparently thats not too coolThats why my nose is usually bleedingPlus they give him fat lipsAt this time yesterday, my underwear was over my headBut Ill be safe today, I know cuz momma saidWere pickin daisiesWho really cares what they thinkPickin daisiesYou should talk about it with your shrinkPickin daisiesTheyll all end up in jailPickin daisiesMarshalls is having a saleI know tommorrow itll all start up againHell be greeted with a head-lockAnd all I can do is sit and pray for the weekendBut I know when Im olderIll look back and laughAt all those kids who pulled my pants downAnd took that photographcuz well be through with kickballWell all be weak and slowBut I will be the only oneWith a magic place to goPickin daisiesYoure better off in the endPickin daisiesWho cares, Ill be your friendPickin daisiesYou can always count on mePickin daisiesI made you some iced teaPickin daisiesDasiesPickin daisiesDasiesPickin daisiesDasiesPickin daisiesDasiesPickin daisiesYou are too very handsome, just not in a traditional wayWhen I was a kid, we didnt have video games, we had pinball, but I could learnWell, theyre just upset that they dont have earmuffsYou can come to aerobics class with me and wathc, all the ladies love youWho needs brand name shirts? yours is the same thing without a fancy tagWhy dont you go to sleep? and when you wake up, then Ill play you the eddie fisher record
