Adam Sandler - She Comes Home To Me Lyrics
Though I have been a fool for loveI have finally made my scoreI got a girl, and I don't mean to boastBut she loves me the mostEven though she's a highly paid whoreShe'll give head to a sheepShe can stuff three *****s in her cheekBut she comes home to meShe'll do the groom and the best manShe'll slap your ass in the back of a vanBut she comes home to meShe could ***** nine guys in a rowBut still have a tenth for meAnd I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lipsUnless you pay an extra fiftySo mister, don't you fall in loveCause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a gloveSince her heart belongs to meShe has a throat that just won't quitShe can take all of itAnd still have room for your ballsbut she shops in the malls for meShe'll say twelve then call back and say oneBut I don't care I know it's just work not funWhen she blows you, JackDon't you think she's not thinking of meShe'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsackBut strictly for the cashAnd it's only me who doesn't pay a feeto watch her put a water bottle in her gash(Put a water bottle in her gash)She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin'But don't you dare try to go antique-ingCause she does that with meHer *****'s sweet as honeyBut when she moans, it's just for the moneyUnless she's sittin' on meShe'll cram your ***** with a mouseBut she won't do it in our houseTough luck, JackShe knows that don't fly with meShe might eat your wife's boxBut she won't tell ya where you left your socksShe rolled up and down your fat prickBut it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flickShe's got a face full of nutsAnd a mouth full of *****sShe's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block,She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a gameBut they never got to know her actual nameOn your face she will pissOn your chest she might poopBut she won't prepare her famous vegetable soupThat's simply reserved..Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank yaBut she'll never thank you for freeCause baby... comes home to me.Comin' home
